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05-19-2006, 03:23 PM

Blonde Jokes

The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!"
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A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a
"lovers point" where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her "Do you want to go in the back seat?"NO!" she answered. Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet. Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you want to go in the back seat? "NO!" she answers again. Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want to now. "Do you want to go in the back seat?" he asks again. NO!" she answers yet again. Frustrated, he demands "Well, why not! "Because I want to stay up here with you!"
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One.
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Q: Why don't blondes know how to write the number "11"?
A: They don't know which "1" comes first!
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Ted: "I see you bought a new car. What's the make?"
Blondie Sue: "A Perndle."
Ted: "A what?"
Sue: "A Perndle."
Ted: "I've never heard of a Perndle before."
Sue: "Me either, but that's what it says, right over the steering
wheel."
Ted: "It says *what* over the steering wheel?"
Sue: "The name of the car. It's spelled out, right above the steering wheel and right beneath the speedometer: P-R-N-D-L."
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Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: It kept falling out!
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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.
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A blonde walked into up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket. "Where to?" Asked the smiling ticket agent. The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!"
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Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.
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Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.
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Batman · 05-19-2006, 03:59 PM

Hahahahahahaha.... LT~ you made me laugh so hard I spittled a lil bit of coffee on my keyboard.. Thanks hon..

05-19-2006, 07:04 PM

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

LOL!! .. that one was hella funny LT!

Green Supreme · 05-19-2006, 07:29 PM

Nice,a sense of humor

05-19-2006, 10:32 PM

good ones LT.

what do you get when you stand 3 blondes on their heads?

3 brunettes.

LO

ViRedd · 05-21-2006, 02:08 AM

A beautiful blonde is driving a bright red Corvette, heading north on the I-5 in the California Mojave Desert. Out of the corner of her eye, she sees another blonde rowing a small boat in the desert sand about 50 yards off the highway.

The blonde in the Corvette instantly sees red, slams on her brakes, puts the Corvette in reverse and peels rubber until she pulls up even with the blonde in the rowboat.

The blonde in the Corvette leans out the window and yells to the one in the boat: "Hey ... its blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name! And if I could swim, I'd come over there and knock the piss out of you!"

freeheeler · 05-21-2006, 04:40 AM

What does a bleach blonde and an airplane have in common?
Both have a black box.

What does a blonde have in common with a turtle?
Once you get them on their backs, their fucked.

Blonde girl's mating call?
"I'm SOOOOOO wasted."

More when I think of them.
freeheeler

aeric77 · 05-21-2006, 01:55 PM

........why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons ??.......

........cause there are blond guys too.........

05-19-2006, 03:23 PM	#1
LadyTokin Guest Posts: n/a	Blondes Blonde Jokes The body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, "What a great chest you have." He tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He takes off his pants and the blonde says, "What massive calves you have." The body builder tells her, "That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby." He then removes his underwear and the blonde goes running out of the apartment screaming in fear. The body builder puts his clothes back on and chases after her. He catches up to her and asks why she ran out of the apartment like that. The blonde replies, "I was afraid to be around all that dynamite after I saw how short the fuse was!" ============================ A guy took a blonde out on a date. Eventually they ended up parked at a "lovers point" where they started making out. After things started getting pretty good, he thought he might get lucky, so he asked her "Do you want to go in the back seat?"NO!" she answered. Okay, he thought, maybe she's not ready yet. Now he has her shirt and skirt off, the windows are steamed, and things are getting really hot, so he asks again, "Do you want to go in the back seat? "NO!" she answers again. Now he has her bra off, they're both very sweaty, and she even has his pants unzipped. Okay, he thinks, she HAS to want to now. "Do you want to go in the back seat?" he asks again. NO!" she answers yet again. Frustrated, he demands "Well, why not! "Because I want to stay up here with you!" ============================ Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. ============================ Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One. ============================ Q: Why don't blondes know how to write the number "11"? A: They don't know which "1" comes first! ============================ Ted: "I see you bought a new car. What's the make?" Blondie Sue: "A Perndle." Ted: "A what?" Sue: "A Perndle." Ted: "I've never heard of a Perndle before." Sue: "Me either, but that's what it says, right over the steering wheel." Ted: "It says what over the steering wheel?" Sue: "The name of the car. It's spelled out, right above the steering wheel and right beneath the speedometer: P-R-N-D-L." ============================ Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: It kept falling out! ============================ Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. ============================ A blonde walked into up to an airport ticket counter and asked to buy a round trip ticket. "Where to?" Asked the smiling ticket agent. The blonde rolled her eyes and said, "Duuuuuh, back here!" ============================ Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down. ============================ Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. ============================

05-19-2006, 03:59 PM	#2
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05-19-2006, 07:29 PM	#4
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05-21-2006, 01:55 PM	#8
aeric77 eyes in the mist........ Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 11	........why do blonde girls have bruises around their belly buttons ??....... ........cause there are blond guys too.........
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05-19-2006, 07:04 PM	#3
HellBoy Guest Posts: n/a	Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. LOL!! .. that one was hella funny LT!

05-19-2006, 10:32 PM	#5
LordOvertoke Guest Posts: n/a	good ones LT. what do you get when you stand 3 blondes on their heads? 3 brunettes. LO

05-21-2006, 02:08 AM	#6
ViRedd Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 1,031	A beautiful blonde is driving a bright red Corvette, heading north on the I-5 in the California Mojave Desert. Out of the corner of her eye, she sees another blonde rowing a small boat in the desert sand about 50 yards off the highway. The blonde in the Corvette instantly sees red, slams on her brakes, puts the Corvette in reverse and peels rubber until she pulls up even with the blonde in the rowboat. The blonde in the Corvette leans out the window and yells to the one in the boat: "Hey ... its blondes like you who give the rest of us blondes a bad name! And if I could swim, I'd come over there and knock the piss out of you!"

05-21-2006, 04:40 AM	#7
freeheeler Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 70	What does a bleach blonde and an airplane have in common? Both have a black box. What does a blonde have in common with a turtle? Once you get them on their backs, their fucked. Blonde girl's mating call? "I'm SOOOOOO wasted." More when I think of them. freeheeler