Neil Young on Jon Stewart

[Roscoe]

Right now.
Set your VCR, it'll be rerun in 2 hours.

[HellBoy]

Neil Young on Jon Stewart

..city-boy! (*CowBob spits tabaccy juice on plank walk....*) :D

YOU must have (*makes "air quotes" w/ fingers*) ... CAAAABLE... ohhhhhh; we ARE impressed!! :D

Me and Ma get our jollies by watching the grass grow! ...one time, I brought an old bumper up to the yard and we set on the porch and watched the CHROME RUSt.... haha.. boy... that was some wild times!! :D

Hell... if it twern't fer that 4-strand barbed-wire fence... I wouldn't even have this noisy phone-line.... and my next door neighbor, fried-freak has this psycho cow... she LIKES runnin thru the fence... phones down more than up!!

..I guess you hi-faluten fellas jess call some boy to come out and take care of things.... must be the LIFE!!

HellBob

[Lothar of the Hill People]

C'mon now - Swimming pool sized dishes were all over the hinterlands way before anybody else had satellite!

[Roscoe]

You need to get on of those BUDs (big ugly dishes)
Your neighbors won't care...

Besides, given the chance I'd rather be way out in the sticks without cable.
Sounds like sittin on the porch watchin the cows is more fun anyway.

[WeedMafia]

you gotta be on a lake tho(so you can go cane pole fish'in...for mud-cats)'whew',exciting times...

WeedMafia