Bringing Weed on Vacation

[LateShaftNBaggins]

So I am going to be flying into mexico in a few days, and the weed that I'll be able to buy once I arrive doesn't exactly compare to what popped out of my closet recently.

My question to you is how dangerous is it to bring a small amount (1/2 oz) through the airport? What is the best method of smuggling that will keep greenery out of my ass? Do they have dogs in airports now? Is that automatic trafficking charges? Any information will be appriciated.

PS: My first post at the new c-w. Feels homey.
LSnB

[Alaska]

Dude, taking sticky dank through international borders post 9/11 airport security, you might as well just go to the local copshop and give them the bag, and safe the airfare for probation fees.

Here is how I would do it. Foodsaver your herb in an airtight container making sure your hands are clean from sticky residue when you do. Rent a hotel near the airport for one night, and call the congierge, and explain that before you left for mexico, you were out of town on business, and you left some documents at home, and you are going to have your wife mail them to the hotel for you to pick up. Hotels do this regulary. Have them make someone sign for it and instruct the concierge to put it in the safe. Tip generously after successful receipt. And you don'y even have to stay in the hotel that you mailed to, just get your shit, "check in" and then go about your vacation. If you have the ability to make hash, that is what I would do, Foodsaver it about the thickness of a silver dollar and put in a greeting card to yourself.

hth

Alaska

[LateShaftNBaggins]

I didn't think security would be too bad going into mexico... Coming back would be harder, but it'll be gone by then. Is it really that bad? If there was a tiny compacted bag taped to my nutsack would they have the means of catching me?
LSnB

[Carpet Muncher]

getting caught down there would suck harder than getting caught trying to suck mike tyson's sweaty balls.
he would be pissed and you're not that fast.

be safe.

Alaska, how do you get around using your own name?

[Alaska]

You have balls of steel, and you misspell for that minor technicality factor.

A

Or, you make friend with the hotel clerk and have someone at home drop you a car package, or put the room# on it wiht no name
A

[capt carnuba]

In Mexico It don't matter none. It's still under the Napoleonic Code,guilty until proven innocent. How far are you gonna be from Zipolite or Puerto Angel? Lots of good Sat's to be had.

[LateShaftNBaggins]

Well I understand if I was caught I'd be fucked, but I was saying that security entering mexico in mazatlan is going to be less stringent than that of the US. Im not too worried about getting caught by frisking, but will there be dogs?

[capt carnuba]

Mazatlan is replete with said substance. It's damn well an American suburb these days. The old whorehouse is a McDonalds,how appropriate. I really doubt they will put up much of a fuss,but you may have a few misgivings waiting for the officer to flip the green light on that crazy stoplight they use to flag ya.

[Elohim is plural]

...dude...ALL drugs are legal, in small quantities, in mexico...it can't all be shitty...
EIP

[tj_142]

Bilbo.with your luck you will end up in Mexican prison, I'd err caution to the wind

[dert]

If you are desperate and have enough time, express mail it to your hotel, to be picked up on arrival.

[Monseigneur Stroganoff]

shampoo bottle easy peacy

[Bogey]

Toothpaste tube .....No probs at all unless you have baggins in ur name......

[ViRedd]

I have a friend who drives into Mexico across the Arizona border. He always takes an ounce of good weed with him. As he crosses into Mexico and goes through Mexican customs, he always tells them about his bag of weed. He says its for medical purposes. Every time, the Mexican custom officer tells him that "a small amount of "Mota" is OK in Mexico, but do not try to return with it on your person as you go through U.S. customs on the way back."

Vi

[Elohim is plural]

^^^
...totally...
EIP

[LateShaftNBaggins]

Alright, upon returning I see I would have been fine if I had brought a lb in a bag in my suitcase, but I also got through everything very quickly. If I were to do it again I'd feel confident with an oz on my nuts. Coming back.... The juice aint worth the squeeze.
LSnB

[DOZEE]

dude buy local weed!! mexian weed in mexico is realy good ... way better than brick.. ask for colaitas de borego!! yumm

[T2thaC]

For the future:

Make bubble hash. Once dry form them into the shape of 1 gram "pills". Then take a small square of cellophane for each "pill" and wrap it around the hash and hit it real quickly with a lighter....this will seal up the hash in the little cello piece and you will now have what looks like a fiber pill......place your "pills" in a pill container or advil bottle with some vitamins and aspirin and whatever other legal meds you want to take with you. Now you just have a pill bottle that even if it is visually inspected will look legit to even the most seasoned TSA!

We took 11 grams of hash to Hawaii for a 5 day trip and it was great!

It's also a lot easier to dispose of if necessary. And it keeps you from having to pull tape off your nutsack! hahahaha

[LateShaftNBaggins]

mail it to your self where you are staying. hotels will keep your mail till you arrive. just let them know that you are expecting some mail or a package... this works great in the US.

when in question, bite the bullet and shove it up your pooper. just be careful if you hide hash up there... make sure you pick the right thing out.

peace,


btw nice Avatar, i had that one for a while and it'sctually my background on my work computer. i love bringing it in to meetings.

Heh, yea, I was stoked when I saw it too. I was thinking about the mailing thing but I was kindof in a hurry and didnt have time to send it. Lol... Make sure you pick the right thing out... I guess thats how life is. Sometimes you gotta reach in your ass just to get high, and even then you're sometimes gonna end up with shit.
LSnB