Lady McCartney- Divorce, one million per week

[Joe King Park]

Ok , got your attention there eh !
actually one million pounds for every week they were married
( Macca thought prenuptials were unromantic !, C'mon Paul , have you already forgotton wacko jacko stealing your songs)

anyways Lady McCartney insisted paul stop smoking da herb
which is probably the reason for the split

heres a little song; when i'm 64;

When i get older, losing
my wife
A couple of weeks from
now
She won't be sending me
a valentine
Just legal papers
for me to sign

I could be happy
Puffing a Spliff
when you're finally gone
you can tell the papers all
about 'your side'.
four short years as my
blushing bride

Doing the talk shows
dishing the dirt
you'll still be a bore
you will still need me
you will still bleed me
when i'm sixty four

you were too jealous
i was too kind
but i'm blind no more
My Fans will still need me
My Fans will still greet me

when i'm sixty four.


Bye bye Heather
Joe

[LadyTokin]

roflmao good one JKP

[LordOvertoke]

LOL...excellent remake!

it's odd you mention it but i sait the same thing to LadyO the day i heard they split....she had "made" him quit smokin' herb after being a daily smoker since the '60's and a couple of months later they're split.

c'mon over Sir Paul, i'll smoke you out with some serious primo. :teeth:

LO

[Batman]

All joking aside, they estimate her settlement at somewhere in the neighborhood of $400 million dollars. for 4 years of marriage.
That just makes me sick.

I can see her being entitled to half of whatever he earned during their marriage, but certainly not nearly half of everything he's earned over the course of his entire lifetime, that's not even close to justice.

I wonder about her...... why in the world would she make a point of stating during an interview a couple of years ago, that she and Paul have no prenuptual agreement..?

I suspect that she went into this relationship with some dollar signs in her eyes.... I know, that's an ugly statement, but that's how it looks to me.

What, in your opinion, would be a fair and just divorce settlement for 4 years of marriage..?

[Joe King Park]

I would like to think that , with her already UK celebrity status as a activist against land mines, " Which ARE wrong" and her other charities will hopefully reflect on what her demands are
i really hope she does not travel down the same road as Linda hamilton , who got Gazillions off James Cameron
it has been said that she insists on being called lady Heather, which somehow leads me to believe she'll remain estranged, rather than divorced
She was estranged from day one by Pauls Children

"Paul" ; was'nt four thousand holes in Blackburn ,Lancashire enough for you guys, lol

Joe

[HellBoy]

I can see her being entitled to half of whatever he earned during their marriage, but certainly not nearly half of everything he's earned over the course of his entire lifetime, that's not even close to justice.

..what makes you so sure he hasn't earned 800 mill in the last 4 yrs... I wouldn't be surprised..all the residuals...

..at any rate, that was pretty clever JKP.. :tup:

[Batman]

..what makes you so sure he hasn't earned 800 mill in the last 4 yrs... I wouldn't be surprised..all the residuals...

You're right of course, I don't know... But I have recently heard that his furtune has been estimated at approximately 1.5 Billion dollars, and I guess I just assumed that the lions share of that by far, was amassed long before he met this wench.

[HellBoy]

.. I wonder if the 1.5 bil includes all the possible losses and expensive toys he must have paid for over the yrs??? could be... he could have made a LOT more than 1.5 bill.... I have no idea though... such numbers cannot be comprehended accurately by the human mind.. I read somewhere even a "million" of anything is beyond our visualization and requires abstraction to grasp. Not like "visualizing" a dozen donuts or anything like that... LOL!!

[Slarty]

Poor old Paul.

I only recently learned anything about his wife on Larry King a while back....and I don't care for her. I felt like going out on the flows and clubbing a seal in her honor.:horse:

[Genghis Bong]

I bet Paul was out on the Canadian ice flows and thought "you know, I could be bloody well home right now smoking a joint instead of kissing this seal and freezing my bollocks. ..see ya honey"

[Carpet Muncher]

$400mil for damaged goods?
there's one born every minute.

stories like this
make me wish i had a gash.
fuck working for a living. :teeth:

[The Cannarchist]

I can see I'm going to have to become "Macka's" personal dealer with those #'s.

Anyone know if he's an Indica or Sativa man?

That money is water off a ducks back to him.......he could have bought some sweet sativa and had a far better time and way cheaper.

Word

[Roscoe]

He's an old fashioned guy singing silly love songs. That's why John hated him.
He could always pull off the English crooner. And what's wrong with that?

[Carpet Muncher]

nothing.. if you don't mind you and your kids inheritance being $400 million lighter.. after a 4yr fling?

no matter how you slice it, he paid that much for sex and companionship.
i wonder what that comes out to in terms of 'cost per orgasm'?

[LordOvertoke]

ya never know, maybe ol' Pauly had a thing for a chick with a stump. ;)

LO

[The Cannarchist]

You are just sick......LMAO@LO

[Carpet Muncher]

even if he did, and i have no problem it if he does, i bet with one internet ad i could find a million women that would do it for 10% of what he paid. (a stump AND a bargain!) :good:

[HellBoy]

..oooooohhh... you ALL are getting sick now!! LOL!! :D

[HellBoy]

..oh well.. it puts everything into perspective I suppose... I ONLY lost $60K USD in my last lil' "fling".... I shoudl feel fortunate I suppose... :mad:

[Carpet Muncher]

here ya go Hellboy.. just don't fall in love.. :teeth: http://www.findescortsin.com/Texas.html

[Batman]

..oh well.. it puts everything into perspective I suppose... I ONLY lost $60K USD in my last lil' "fling".... I shoudl feel fortunate I suppose... :mad:

LOL, you bet your ass you should feel fortunate... I can only wish that all I lost was 60k for my last lil fling.. we were together 5 yrs, married for 4 and it ended up costing me upwards of 200k

believe it or not, I agreed to that, to ensure that she couldn't get half of my practice, 401k, et cetera..... demon spawn bitch.

[The Cannarchist]

I'm not hiring you then,bat.....

I learn't the old way....Just don't get involved in the first place,unless it's a plant......Then it's not the Ex coming for you but the DEA....I choose the DEA any day....LOL

[Joe King Park]

Hellboy , hey , you've found my Avatar, Thanks Bro , ( no i mean that !despite the telling off i gave you in "Hey Mods, look at this" )
i'll quickly save in case you take my suggestions as an insult, they wer'nt ; creative critisism i prefer to call it
once again, thanks !
Joe

[Joe King Park]

Paul made 47 million smackeroos last year with his US tour and sales from his new album
Paul has always been Pro Cannabis , ever since the lads went "for a laugh"(joint)
he went upstairs to have a smoke , and somebody spoke, and went into a dream,
Heres a little fact, take it or leave it; My Mother attended the Liverpool College of Art , and actually had a fling with Stuart Sutcliffe
she remembers vividly the group getting up on a table in the college cafeteria and singing away, emulating their American heroes like Buddy holly ( who Sir Paul now owns 100% of Buddy's catalogue of back tracks )


Next song for Lady Heather Mills ; "GET BACK " , stay tooned

Joe

[Batman]

Paul has always been Pro Cannabis , ever since the lads went "for a laugh"(joint)
he went upstairs to have a smoke , and somebody spoke, and went into a dream

Now, I don't know if this is true or not, so please don't slam me if it's not... But I recall reading a few interviews over the years, and they said that the very first time any of the Beatles smokes cannabis, was with Bob Dylan.

The fab 4 came to the states and went to meet/ visit with our nations greatest poet, and Bob turned them on to weed for the very first time.

Does anyone else remember hearing/ reading that anywhere..? or have I remembered something that didn't happen..? :teeth:

[LordOvertoke]

i thought they were puffin' before they came to the States....like when they were starting to take off in Hamburg, pre-'64.....i am a stoner though and prone to a momentary lapse of reason. :teeth:

LO

[HellBoy]

anyone got Paul's email addy?? ..we could always ASK, nicely! :D