Why do they call a vagina a "snatch"?

[Genghis Bong]

because if you get too close, it'll snatch all your money!!!

hehe, a buddies' girlfriend claims to have made that one up last night, during a VT bubblehash session. It struck me quite funny at the time, considering the source.

[skeeter]

Why did the creator put the snatch bar next to the sh$t hole??? He must have a sense of humor:confused:

[ihaveworms]

hehe ... skeet... sick bro :p

[skeeter]

NM,

I couldn't resist that one:D

[Genghis Bong]

Oh dear! I've heard of an asshole at the snack bar but....

ya know... I pondered even posting this joke because the new place is so cool it felt a little weird to "dirty" it up a bit.

But after seeing skeeters' joke, I laughed and knew there was nothing to worrry about.

Speaking of pussy... where's Skitty and Obi Wan anyway?

[DSOTM]

What is the definition of - PUSSY?

answer - The only reason men talk to women....


What is the definition of WOMAN?

answer - Life support system for a Pussy.... :p

[LadyTokin]

because if you get too close, it'll snatch all your money!!!

Because if she uses it right it'll snatch your heart :p

[skeeter]

What if you have a big heart??? LMAO:D

[medrx]

snatch (v.)
c.1225, perhaps from M.Du. snacken "to snatch, chatter." The noun is attested from c.1300; vulgar slang sense of "vulva" is recorded from 1903; from a much older sense of "sexual intercourse quickly performed" (c.1589). Weight-lifting sense is attested from 1928.


I like LadyTokin's idea :)

[marigyp]

Cause few things in life are better than being snatched up. Yea, yea I know I am pussy whipped, it is a sad thing I know, does it make me lesser of a man? LMFAO CRACK comes the whip!!! :eek:

[skeeter]

Skeeter likey snatch, as long as it's clean:D This thread is going to get me in trouble, and I'll have to get Art to bail me out:D

[marigyp]

Skeeter you messed up dude! I can hear VC in the back room warmin up the whip as he knows how you hate a cold whippin. CRACK :eek:

[skeeter]

Ewweewewew!!!!:D Skeeter runs away********************************>>:eek:

[Artful Dodger]

Because if she uses it right it'll snatch your heart :p

Well, I for one want it to snatch somethin' else. :D

[Batman]

Ewweewewew!!!!:D Skeeter runs away********************************>>:eek:

Wait for me brother.. http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/flucht-(c)byConland-holgi26.gif

[resinman]

In modern times, at least, many common descriptives of the vagina carry decidedly negative associations, including gristle-grabber, snatch, red snapper and dick muncher. "They're all manifestations of what Freud called the vagina dentata."

Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. The myth of the vagina dentata in the Western world was popularized chiefly by Sigmund Freud, who found that it neatly meshed with his theories concerning castration anxiety.

Freud bestowed this name on the phenomenon, inspired by a number of legends about women with vaginas which were supposed to contain teeth or other weapons, and with which they were supposed to be able to murder or castrate their sexual partners. The motif is contained in a number of myths from Asia, especially Southeast Asia, where various sorts of penis panic are endemic.

Vaginas with actual teeth
In rare instances, teeth may actually be found in a vagina. Dermoid cysts are formed from the outer layers of embryonic skin cells. These cells are able to mature into teeth, bones, or hair, and these cysts are able to form anywhere the skin folds inwards to become another organ, such as in the ear or the vagina. The actual vagina is of course not able to bite.

When its got teeth it can snap at you,,or snatch you up


i just ordered one of these should come in the mail in a few,,has anyone used one or had it used on them,,just wanted to offer her something different naturally it will be a surprise.

http://www.tonguejoy.com/


resinman

[Batman]

Yikes!! http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/domina.gif

[1stCrop]

I hope they remember to brush and floss before I kiss them.

[OneLegUp]

I thought it was short for the dinosaur...

snatchadickus

the dreaded beast that ate it's male suitor..after having her "fill"

It should be respectfully noted her cousin snatchalotapenis...

And a bit of trivia..did you know both of the snatches are related to snarealotapenis and snarealotadickus.....

the genus for the snatches and snares.... get this is....... putang

[Carpet Muncher]

because if you get too close, it'll snatch all your money!!!

hehe, a buddies' girlfriend claims to have made that one up last night, during a VT bubblehash session. It struck me quite funny at the time, considering the source.


bro, i'm sure she's the light of your life, however, i've learned to listen to those unabashed moments of honesty, myself. nothing like kicking yourself in the ass for ignoring plane english. :)

as far as why the ahole is next to myreasonforliving... if you ask, son, you have some exploring to do. (hint; if it has odor, time for a twosome-shower.)

[Artful Dodger]

as far as why the ahole is next to MYREASONFORLIVING ... if you ask, son, you have some exploring to do. (hint; if it has odor, time for a twosome-shower.)

lmfao....:D

[Roscoe]

I was waiting for the expert advice by carpet muncher on the topic of snatches.


Bada bing!:D

[Genghis Bong]

http://www.essentialoils.be/cw/attachment.php?attachmentid=95&d=1141937960

[skeeter]

That beaver has a leever:eek: Skeeter runs out of the room screaming!!!:D

[Genghis Bong]

ever get "beaver fever"? :D

[skeeter]

I had it when I was a young boy, and still have it :D

[Obi Zoner]

...speaaking of pussy... where's Skitty and Obi Wan anyway?

Ratch ear. Haven't heard from Seymour in a pretty good while, though.

~OZ~

[WeedMafia]

What's the german word for virgin?...answer...gu'udentite...heh...what's the german word for brazzierre'...answer...schtop'emfromfloppin'...lol .

WeedMafia

[Ocean's Eleven]

Why did the creator put the snatch bar next to the sh$t hole??? He must have a sense of humor:confused:

I always thought that it was because when a woman would get so drunk she couldn't walk you could carry her like a 6-pack.