Grading Weed - A System

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a work in progress:


AAA
grown with love, from properly grown plants (no spider mites, mold or powdery mildew)
not sprayed with pesticides at any time in flower
completely mature (20%+ amber trichomes)
burns cleanly
looks great, handled carefully, comes in a jar ideally cured for 2+ weeks
stands out from the crowd as something that is the best of the best smoke with a top notch high and unique flavours
must have a long lasting high (real medicine!!)
must be able to get me high repeatedly (tolerance factor)



AA
burns cleanly
completely mature (20%+ amber trichomes)
essentially the same as AAA but not quite as good on 1 or 2 of the factors



A


B

immature, few or no amber crystals
lacks distinct aromas



C
total commercial weed, beasters!!
looks like it was handled roughly, where did the crystals go I think someone tumbled this shit
not flushed
poorly trimmed



D

this shit doesn't burn, someone pass me a torch and a pipe


F

total failure, I did not get high but I got a nasty headache and my throat hurts




your thoughts
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[The Cannarchist]

C Grade

Beasters or Vietnamese weed.Not flushed,badly trimmed,sorry genetics to start and usually taken 2 weeks early.Always chemmy.

[GoKart Motzart]

Lets try and expand on the experiencial qualities that are felt with true AAA!

heres a few to start

-Super Enhanced Vision Hearing and Touch Sentations
-A strong feeling of Symbiosis with nature
-Confidence
-The abbility to push your body further and harder physicaly
-A Tremendus sense of Joy and wonderment of All things
-Abbility to become completly focused and infused in whatever you happen to be doing

If your not having an ego flattening mind bending giddifying awe inspiring rolloercoaster riding time of your life with every Joint..

[Kali]

Grading weed eh, well here's my take on things

Best weed is the stuff you grow for yourself using good genes, organics, knowledge gained from books/mags and quality sites such as CW and some TLC. Its got that feel good, i grew that stone. :D

Good weed is the stuff you pay an arm and a leg for ( very crystally, good stone) usually always indica or crosses leaning towards the indica side of things.

Shit weed it the stuff that looks like shit, smells like shit and tastes like shit.
Well what did you expect it to taste like when you put shit in your mouth.

And once you finish burnin and are waiting for the headache to kick in you say man that stuffs shit!!

[The disclosure]

AAA to me must have no ceiling whatsoever to be good medecine...