Drug Test Dtox

[nuggdigger]

I hate water tests. I haven't had one in over 10yrs, and last time I was smokeless for 90 days prior. Now im applying for a local job and they want a prehire peetest. I stongly disagree with this concept as it bears no actual indication of drug abuse on job. Having being a heavy thc user the last number of years, and low body/fat ratio, I'm worried that most of the thc is bound up intramuscular and will not be released as quickly as if it were in soluable fat. I've decided to go with a full on detox, instead of a quick one shot drink or mask. Went into the health food store on the weekend asking for a complete detox for upcoming water test and she smiled and opened her info binder. Out came the sheet titled "Drug Test Detox" so I'm giving it a shot. Here is what the was on the sheet.


DRUG TEST DETOX

Calcium Ascorbate: Place a quarter of a teaspoon of ascorbic acid in a glass of water or juice. Take every hour, keeping track of how many has been taken, until a bowel movenment results. Subtract 1 from this amount and take the resulting ascorbic acid drink every 4 hours for 2-4 days.

D-tox: Take 3 capsules 3 times per day till the bottle is finished.


She gave me two products, the first was vitamin C crystals (1/4 teaspoon provides approx 1200 mg of vitamin C "ie..Ascorbic Acid")
The second is called Dtox suppliment, a product by Sangsters. Each capsule contains:Red Clover Blossoms, Licorice Root, Peach Bark, Oregon Grape, Stillingia, CasaCara Sagrada, Sarsaparilla, Prickly Ash Bark, Burdock Root and Buckthorn Bark.

I was able to keep the Calcium Ascorbate down for 3.75 hrs, then 'blowout" city occured..lol I tried the 3/4 tsp rate every 4 hrs but it was still a bit much for my guts, so I'm at half teaspoon every four hours and lots of rumbling. As far as I can follow the ascorbic acid is a powerful antioxidant, and a great source of Vitamin C. Following the above Dtox directions, is at higher rates then recommended on the bottles, the maximum recommended for ascorbic acid is like a quarter teaspoon with no mention of repeat frequency. As far as the Dtox capsules go, they recommend rates of 1 3x a day and after a week up to 2 3x a day. Gurgle Gurgle Gurgle..lol There is something to this high rate of applicaion, and the flush is already evidently working.

I have no idea when the test will occur, but I plan on being ready for it.


peace

[madscientist]

THC and other cannabinoids are lipophilic or fat soluble and are not very soluble in protein or water based tissues. You shouldn't worry about the THC in your muscles. The amount there (or in almost any other tissue) would have to be determined by a biopsy. Unless you start fasting or starving yourself several days before a drug test (and it probably doesn't actually matter), any THC in any non-fat part of your body shouldn't be a problem. However, if they decide to do a hair analysis, then you are absolutely screwed. Hair keeps a record of almost EVERYTHING you've ingested while it was growing. The longer the hair, the longer the record of things consumed! Also, forget the detox magic potions. I've read several studies that show they don't work at all.

[c-ray]

zeolites are supposed to be really good at drawing foreign substance out of the body...there is a product called natural cellular defense it is pretty pricey though

[nuggdigger]

Thank you for the responses:
Ascorbates are highly reactive antioxidants. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antioxidant

What I was told was there would be a prehire pee-test so that he wouldn't have to call my wife and tell her some bad news that I was wrapped up in machinery. There was no mention of a hair test, but who knows what will happen.
So, temporally I've devised a lil sorta 2 step strategy, as I have no idea when or if they will even call me.
Step 1. UTest....if failed proceed to step 2
Step 2. UrineLuck, or some carboflushdetox devised for this from the headshop.

The Utest is special THC, 99% accurate. Hope it;s not hard to read. It was 15 bux at the head shop, and a small investment at this time. If I fail this test at home b4 the realtest, then i can pay 30 bux for the Urineluck on the way to the lab, or other.
What do you think?...plausable? I'm continuing to flush with my "voodoo" detox method till then. Nice to find out that the THC in muscle mass is not a threat as much as I was worried it was. My bmi is 20.8 so maybe that's a good thing right now..lol, and I have no intentions of shaving my head:point:

It's so wonderful how our testing methods imbrace alcohol, the legal drug, with a test like a breathalizer which only shows current impairment, though I will never forget the story of the rigger who went to the city for his peetest. The night before he went to the bars with his buddy and got sloshed. The next day still have pissed he failed on alchol content:laughing: Ironic how the drug test shows any usage not just current impairment.

peace

[battosai]

I hate water tests. I haven't had one in over 10yrs, and last time I was smokeless for 90 days prior. Now im applying for a local job and they want a prehire peetest. I stongly disagree with this concept as it bears no actual indication of drug abuse on job. Having being a heavy thc user the last number of years, and low body/fat ratio, I'm worried that most of the thc is bound up intramuscular and will not be released as quickly as if it were in soluable fat. I've decided to go with a full on detox, instead of a quick one shot drink or mask. Went into the health food store on the weekend asking for a complete detox for upcoming water test and she smiled and opened her info binder. Out came the sheet titled "Drug Test Detox" so I'm giving it a shot. Here is what the was on the sheet.


DRUG TEST DETOX

Calcium Ascorbate: Place a quarter of a teaspoon of ascorbic acid in a glass of water or juice. Take every hour, keeping track of how many has been taken, until a bowel movenment results. Subtract 1 from this amount and take the resulting ascorbic acid drink every 4 hours for 2-4 days.

D-tox: Take 3 capsules 3 times per day till the bottle is finished.


She gave me two products, the first was vitamin C crystals (1/4 teaspoon provides approx 1200 mg of vitamin C "ie..Ascorbic Acid")
The second is called Dtox suppliment, a product by Sangsters. Each capsule contains:Red Clover Blossoms, Licorice Root, Peach Bark, Oregon Grape, Stillingia, CasaCara Sagrada, Sarsaparilla, Prickly Ash Bark, Burdock Root and Buckthorn Bark.

I was able to keep the Calcium Ascorbate down for 3.75 hrs, then 'blowout" city occured..lol I tried the 3/4 tsp rate every 4 hrs but it was still a bit much for my guts, so I'm at half teaspoon every four hours and lots of rumbling. As far as I can follow the ascorbic acid is a powerful antioxidant, and a great source of Vitamin C. Following the above Dtox directions, is at higher rates then recommended on the bottles, the maximum recommended for ascorbic acid is like a quarter teaspoon with no mention of repeat frequency. As far as the Dtox capsules go, they recommend rates of 1 3x a day and after a week up to 2 3x a day. Gurgle Gurgle Gurgle..lol There is something to this high rate of applicaion, and the flush is already evidently working.

I have no idea when the test will occur, but I plan on being ready for it.


peace


that's pretty cool. u know maximum safe human doses of ascorbic acid (vita C) have been the primary source of battling AIDS in africa for years now...