To quote Jack

[Ain Sof]

Just dropping in to say hi to a few folks, you know who. Have to run off to work but before I go

Okay, I will go on record as saying that I enjoy a good circle jerk here, the one we all form members in hand.. now ain't that sweet.? :D

How much ass do we have to play with ? :D

bend over ... i'll show you...

but seriously, that is a very important question...

worms

[Batman]

Normally, I would welcome Ain Sof with open arms, but.......

Just dropping in to say hi to a few folks, you know who. I Have to notify those "special few" about my genital herpes, it turns out they weren't just birthmarks after all.

That's just nasty.... :D

http://www.my-smileys.de/smileys2/batman_2.gif

[Obi Zoner]

Just dropped a huge load in my drawers, thanks to you know who. Have the runs, so I took off work before I go again. Diarrhea will destroy ya.

Jeez, really sorry to hear that.

~OZ~

[ihaveworms]

LMFAO... i would add.. but i am still laughing..

welcome Ain Sof... careful fellas.. he is a she .. so watch your mouths..

worms

[Obi Zoner]

LOL...I know wormsy.;) I was following this little game with a great deal of interest over at PG.

BTW, welcome to CW Ain!:) You can still smell the paint in here...lol.

~OZ~

[Thorax]

Just dropping in to show my bewbies off to a few folks, you know who. Have to rinse off for work, I'm all covered in sticky.

Hi doll :D

[marigyp]

Well she writes like she is one of us! Don't wash off the sticky unless you use alcohol. Then you can vaporize off the alcohol and smoke the bodyhash. Ain't you the wicked one? :D

[Ain Sof]

You sure know how to make someone feel welcome. :)

Though the "she writes like she's one of us!" reminds me of that old black and white movie Freaks.

One of us, one of us gooba gobba! gooba gobba!

[Thorax]

You sure know how to make someone feel welcome. :)

"I want to gobble one of you, one of you gooba gobba! gooba gobba!"

Age/Location?
It sounds....entertaining. :D

[marigyp]

Ain, I get the feeling you may be just a little twisted to the left, swinging in the breeze like a spider at the end of her web, just waiting! Do you ever feel like that?:exhale:

[Ocean's Eleven]

Why is it that after reading this thread I feel a very intense desire to shower?

[Trey]

This thread justt reminded be of al old story that happened to a friend.

This can get a little nasty so leave now, if you continue to red, I warned you.

So I used to work in the Restaurant Field, I was a chef for 7 years. Well, if you didnt know, most chef's and restaurant people are partiers. Well, one night at the close of the restaurant we started boozing it up. Someone came up with the bright idea of heading to the Strip club. So we went to the closest one that served alcohol and showed full nudity. This place was pretty nasty. I dont think there was a full set of teeth between the 10 girls that worked there.

We didnt care, we sat and laughed about how nasty they were, We bought each other dances with the nastiest ones as jokes and kinda as torture. Well we looked for the nastiest one and sent her to dance on one of the new guys, he was fresh out of culinary school and still wet behind the ears(even tho this nasty girl wasnt wet between her legs probably).

So we tossed her an extra 20 bucks and told her to mke it special and nasty. She stripped right down and straddled this guys face on the couch, He looked like he was gonna puke, I swear we could smell her across the room. When she was done, he ran to the bathroom to puke, apparently he lso had a pube stuck in his mouth. He said this w the worst smelling snatch he ever been around.


Well, the night ended, we all went home, and then showed up at work the next day. The new guy came in around 2 and his right eye was swollen and looked all nasty red and bloodshot. He could barely open it. The first thought was there was a nasty pube in his eye, but we couldnt see a hair. We tried the eyewash stuff from the first aid kit but still nothing. Then when the dinner rush started it really started to bother him, maybe the heat from the stove as he was grilling that night. Well he made it until about 11 pm when he had to elave to head to the hospital beacuse his eye was so bad.


Well, when he got to the emergency roomt hey ttooka look in his eye, and after only a few seconds they found what was in it. Get ready for this.

There was TWO(2) crabs in his eye, grabbing on his lashes and one under his lid. The nasty bitch was so infected it crawled in his eye.

Now that is just nasty. This guy has never lived it down. We said he should be sure to tell all his old partners he had crabs.

Kinda nasty huh.