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Elohim is plural
06-12-2006, 06:35 AM
...tonight, on my way home from work, i felt the need to piss...as is my usual reaction, i searched out a dumpster...i found a familiar one but all was not right...
...two guys followed me into the alley while one waited...i am no punk, so i was ready...
...as i faked pissing i sized up my situation and readied myself...15 seconds later, two crack-heads were down and one was running away, grasping his nose...initially, i thought the first crack-head i hit was dead...he caught a full elbow in the face and dropped immediately...luckily for him, and me, he regained conciousness while spitting blood...the other ,who took a nut shot, was belly up...realizing i was unscathed, i was jubilant...nothing like kicking ass to make you feel alive...
...smoke as much crack as you want, but don't fuck with me...
06-12-2006, 06:59 AM
crack distroys noses:)
good to hear your ok
06-12-2006, 07:04 AM
I saw a plumbers crack once, it nearly blinded me.
Glad to hear your OK Brotha! :)
Now if LEO would just consentrate on the REAL WOD (crack/crank, meth, Ex...etc.)...you would have been able to piss in peace at your fav dumpster! ;)
Again...glad to hear you made it thru the ordeal un-scathed my friend! :teeth:
EDIT: How's the elbow...hehe?
Elohim is plural
06-12-2006, 07:24 AM
...i am so unscathed its ureal...
...i appreciate the concern, thank you...
...it was just such a surreal experience that i felt i had to share...my fiance is happy i'm ok too...
06-12-2006, 07:33 AM
Dude you rock.Respect.GS
hehehehe. The age old lesson of why yu dont pick a fight with a random stranger. You never kno how badly they might kick your ass.
06-12-2006, 07:52 AM
EIP,,, do you always piss behind the same dumpster?
Or do you use several different dumpsters marking them with your scent.
Crack heads can be very territorial....
You see they could actually live behind the dumpster and you were pissing on there living room floor,,,very rude dude,,,
That was a joke eh,,,,
06-12-2006, 08:10 AM
dude you have been watching way too many samurai movies :D
i think someone hit me upside the head tonight too
must be the full moon
06-12-2006, 08:26 AM
Elohim is plural
06-12-2006, 08:29 AM
Joe King Park
06-12-2006, 10:14 AM
There once was a woman from Ealing
who had a terrible feeling
she lay on her back, opened her crack
and pissed all over the cieling
06-12-2006, 10:50 AM
well, at least the one will have broken or missing teeth to remind him of how stupid he is.
I know this brother of a friend, who is such an a-hole, got his teeth kicked out at the bar, and has No Idea who did it, of course EVERYONE knows who did it, except him. but no one is telling him they know. he needed that lesson.
of course i have no love for him, he once got so drunk, he tied a Puppy, yes a living little Puppy dog to the bumper of his Pick-up, forgot it, and drove all over town, I won't describe that further, the result was a sickening sight, he went to jail over it, but somehow that just doesn't seem enough. I still plan to get a peice of him when the chance presents itself.
06-12-2006, 08:52 PM
Selfish as usual EIP.....Ya could have saved one for me!
Lothar of the Hill People
06-12-2006, 09:37 PM
Way to take responsibility for yourself - nothing fights crime better than fighting crime!
06-13-2006, 06:38 AM
Kick his ass seabass!! :D :D :D
06-13-2006, 08:23 AM
Good to hear you're ok EIP!
I'm a country bumpkin myself so I don't see city crime too often. When I do go to town I carry my little toy in my pocket......a collapsible baton.:chuck:
I highly recommend them. :stir:
06-13-2006, 11:02 AM
Do you train in any particular martial art EIP?
06-14-2006, 12:59 AM
Drunken Master Kung Fu........
06-14-2006, 05:32 AM
06-14-2006, 11:55 PM
You da man, Bro! I love stories like that. I had a friend in high school who was VERY unassuming looking. Thin, kind of dorky, but man, could he fight. I saw him take on two big guys one day after school. The big guys were kicking the hell out of one little guy. My friend stepped in and it was like those two big guys were getting hit with a thousand, hard-driven golf balls. They were both out, on the ground in about 15 seconds. A lovely sight indeed!
06-15-2006, 06:24 AM
you know you're screwed, when you lay into someone with all you have, and they get back up, dust off, and say "Cmon fat boy" (with a southern accent)
LOL, worst asskicking I ever got, but when we were finished we BOTH went into the nearest Bar, and had a drink to each other. That was actually fun.
06-15-2006, 06:55 AM
"You know you're screwed, when you lay into someone with all you have, and they get back up, dust off, and say",>>> While helping a promoter freind of mine a couple of months ago, helping work the door at a club, he got clobbered with a beer bottle. So I went in swinging. After the guy threw me on the ground and proceeded to do the river dance on my head, I got up took off my jacket and said "U hit like a bitch, now come here!".I still have a broken finger, but the look on his face was priceless.
Good 4 u EIP!
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